What I Think Would Happened In A HR Conference
I am sure you guys have seen advertisments on the 2006 HR Congress in Singapore. On the trains, in the ad boxes at train stations. Well, the congress is over, I happened to look up while in the train and saw the ad, and decided to find out what it is all about.
Frankly, I want to know what do HR people congress and meet in a conference. The only thing I can think of is that HR people attend these kinda conference to gossip. I mean, I have never had alot of experiences with HR, since I work in small companies all my life. Most of the stories I hear about them is that they are difficult, they decide your leave, whether you are employed anot, whether you get your pay rise etc etc.
That is why I wonder what will they do if they are in a HR Congress. What is there to discuss?
"Did you hear about how I withheld the pay of that man who thinks he can MSN without us know? Lucky our IT dept is on our side..."
"I heard you successfully block out all his leave! Brilliant!"
"That was the 5th time he tried to join our company... Too bad, I don't like his face..."
"Oh... He was such a friendly CEO... Cute too... Too bad now you get to see him more than I do!"
Yes, these are exaggerated expressions I imagine I would hear if I were at the Conference. My guess is that, at the conference, as with any other conferences, people will be there shaking hands, passing namecards, move on to next group, repeats the cycle, and goes home with a sore faked smile.
:) Just some wild imagination for a Wednesday morning.
Frankly, I want to know what do HR people congress and meet in a conference. The only thing I can think of is that HR people attend these kinda conference to gossip. I mean, I have never had alot of experiences with HR, since I work in small companies all my life. Most of the stories I hear about them is that they are difficult, they decide your leave, whether you are employed anot, whether you get your pay rise etc etc.
That is why I wonder what will they do if they are in a HR Congress. What is there to discuss?
"Did you hear about how I withheld the pay of that man who thinks he can MSN without us know? Lucky our IT dept is on our side..."
"I heard you successfully block out all his leave! Brilliant!"
"That was the 5th time he tried to join our company... Too bad, I don't like his face..."
"Oh... He was such a friendly CEO... Cute too... Too bad now you get to see him more than I do!"
Yes, these are exaggerated expressions I imagine I would hear if I were at the Conference. My guess is that, at the conference, as with any other conferences, people will be there shaking hands, passing namecards, move on to next group, repeats the cycle, and goes home with a sore faked smile.
:) Just some wild imagination for a Wednesday morning.
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